THREE KINGS BY CHERYL V.

THREE KINGS

The war had jus ended, and all Americans and Kuwaitis are, seemingly, in
peace and celebrating the end of the war. In the middle of the desert, some
people are jus occupying themselves on a hilltop. And it looks like they
are expecting something to happen at any moment. There are three towel
heads on a hilltop. And they seem to be enjoying themselves in their own
manner.

Way on the other side of the desert, there is an American soldier jus standing,
there. And a guy’s wondering what’s going on now, now that the war has
ceased between the Americans and the Kuwaitis.

“Is the war, still, going on or what? I’m wondering is there’s, still, shooting
going on, or if the war, really, has come to an end? I guess, by the guys,
standing on that hill over there that it hasn’t?”

So, he shoots his gun at them a few times, and some guy’s head jus seems to
pop off, and he’s dead for sure. So, the American soldier walks over to the hill.
And he notices that some towel heads appear to be very suspicious-looking to
him. He orders them to disrobe, and one man won’t obey his orders. And he
jus stares at the soldier, and wonders what he’ll try to make him do next.

“Come on!” I said to disrobe, and take all your clothes off? Come on! That’s my
order!”

Some other American soldiers also join in along with him, and say the same
thing to the towel heads.

Since, there’s one stubborn one, that won’t listen to him, the soldier says, “I
guess, I am going to have to do it myself.!”

So, he and a few other soldiers disrobe the other soldier half way, and upon
doing so, notice a document in the guy’s buttocks. So, one soldier says to
the other one, “Take that document out of his buttocks, and hand it over to
me.”

“No way, am I, going to do this, without some gloves on!”

So, another soldier hands him a white glove.

“Boy, this is something else. This document looks like something valuable.”

“Here, hands it over to me. S, I can take a look at it, says another soldier.

So, the document, he handed over to the other soldier. And he takes a good
look at the map of some Car bolo caves, which some Kuwaitis have been
hiding something valuable in one of them, which seems to be some gold
bullion in solid gold.

One of the soldiers took some of the other soldiers to a camp, where the map
is laid out on a table under some photographic light.

“Where it seems to be some Car bolo caves along this line where the Kuwaitis
have been hiding some gold bullion in. I bet you, that gold must be very
valuable stuff.”

“Yes, that I can see, says another soldier.

The captain, Archie Gates, remarked, “As I can see, putting my hands on this
gold, can substitute for working on my job. And, the four of us will leave
tomorrow in a Hombie, and go on our way to Kuwait, to find this gold and
put our hands on it.”

So, early in the morning, the captain, Archie Gates, Troy Barlow, Vic, and Ice
Cube left on their journey to Kuwait, to look for all this gold bullion, which
could be worth millions of dollars, and when found, split evenly between them
all.

As soon as they reached Kuwait, the three soldiers in back of the Hombie, while
they are on the desert; fire a few rounds, white traveling to the Car bolo caves.

Soon, as the captain stopped the Hombie, he hopped out of it, and wondered why
the other three soldiers were firing so many rounds in back of the Hombie.

“Well,” said one soldier, “I thought, that you meant that we could fire as many
rounds as we could while in back of the Hombie.”

So, the captain hopped back into the Hombie, and drove the vehicle the rest of
the way to the Car bolo caves in Kuwait, where they begin. As soon as the
Captain and the three American soldiers arrived there, they all got out their
guns, and prepared to get the Kuwaitis, hiding in the caves if any were. They,
cautiously, moved down the steps down the first Car bolo cave, they came
across, where, they all thought, the bags of gold were being hidden.

Upon them all arriving, there, they all held out their guns to the Kuwaitis. And
those who didn’t cooperate were shot down. But no gold was found down there
in the cave. So, as they found their way out of the cave, the Captain, Archie
Gates, remarked, “They lied to us, because there was no gold found down there.
In fact, I thin that there’s something about that well over there.”

So, they proceeded over to the well and went down the well, and ordered some
Kuwaitis in hiding to stay back, while the American soldiers and the Captain,
went through the bags. And to their amazement, one of them found about
four bags gold bullion down in the well.

So, they proceeded to bring the bags up to a truck, that they found nearby the
well. And then, they headed off, seemingly, home. But on the way, they
ran into some more Kuwaitis, who the American soldiers had to fire at to
get them to cooperate with them.

There, the three American soldiers and Captain picked up some refugees,
who were trying to escape from the Americans? But they were shot down,
and to the despair of the American soldiers and Captain, they were fired at.
And the Captain and two other American soldiers ended up getting injured.
The Captain was injured in the arm and one soldier in the neck and chest
and the other soldier in the chest.

The Kuwaitis started another war, and kept firing at the American soldiers
and Captain. And finally, their Hombie went up in flames. And they found
themselves, running like a road runner for their lives.

A reporter ran into them part of the way, and was told by one the soldiers,
that the gold bullion was in another area. So, she wasn’t aware of the fact.
That the gold bullion had already been picked up by the Captain and American
Soldiers.

She went looking all over the place, until, finally, one American soldier told her,
that the gold was in one of the Car bolos caves. But she was too late, by the time,
she arrived over at the caves. The gold, no longer, was there.

The American soldiers and the Captain, Archie Gates, were now in great danger.
The Captain had to be given some pain reliever in a tent for his condition. And
one of the American soldiers were chased by the Kuwaitis, after his truck
had fallen down to its side after being shot down, which truck contained the
bags of gold.

The Captain had gotten away and the American soldier, Troy Barlow, had been
kidnapped by the Kuwaitis, and taken to a cave, where he was thrown down
the steps by two of the Kuwaitis.

One of the Kuwaitis started to question Troy Barlow, after one of the Kuwaitis
had told him to put some clothes on, as he had been, partly, disrobed by two of
the Kuwaitis, after trying to escape them. He had been disrobed down to
his long johns.

“Now, who is Michael Jackson? Who is he?”

“I don’t know what you are talking about,” said Troy Barlow.

“I told you, already, I don’t know, “he repeated to the Kuwaitis.

So, one of the other Kuwaitis down in the cave, put some wire about Troy’s
ears, and turned some machine on to torture him, which made Troy squint
in pain. And this machine caused him to, almost, go into a panic.

“Does that hurt? I said does that hurt you?”

“Yes, it did. It hurt very much,” Troy answered, squinting.

“Now, are you a father?”

“Yes, I am married, and I have a kid.”

‘What is the kid’s name?”

“His name is Crystal. And, are you also, a father?”

‘Yes, I am a father, don’t you remember? My kid was killed when some cement
cracked on top of him.”

The Captain and the other two American soldiers were, still, looking for Troy.
The Captain said to some other soldiers, “I can’t seem to find Troy. And I have
no idea where he went, because some Kuwaitis must have kidnapped him.”

So, the Captain and other American soldiers kept on their search for Troy,
while trying to protect them from being shot at, anymore.

In the meantime, the Kuwaitis started shooting at a truck, going by in the desert,
until the truck tipped over, and milk came pouring out of it. When it did, the
Captain and the two other American soldiers toppled over onto the ground, and
got soaked with milk. Some of the refugees tried to save some of the mile. And
one dog started licking some of it up.

“Why did the Kuwaitis do that, and try to shoot down the truck,” some other
soldier asked.

The Captain and two American soldiers, which had gone with him on the trip to
find the gold, no were among some Kuwaitis that cared what happened to
them. One said to the Captain, “Did you find the other soldier that has
been missing?”

The Captain replied, “No, we haven’t?”

Now, the Kuwaitis led him and the other soldiers down one of the Car bolo
caves, and showed them some cars, which were expensive and brand new.
“Would you like some cars to use, to bring the refugees across the border?
We have all different kinds of cars down here.”

So, some Kuwaitis offered the cars to the American soldiers and the Captain.
So, they could bring as many refugees as possible across the border. Then,
some other Kuwaitis helped bring the bags of gold bullion to the cars, that
was all the gold, which, still, was left, yet?

As the Captain and two American soldiers got part way across the desert, then,
some other Kuwaitis started firing at them. And the Captain and American
soldiers fired them down. So, then, they proceeded to the Car bolos caves.
And looking through each one of them, the Captain found Troy, and brought
the guy to safety, so, he thought, he did.

After the American soldiers and the Captain were trying to flee from the Ku-
waitees and shooting at those who came in reach of any of them, some of the
Kuwaitis blew up the cars ‘til they were on fire. And now, the American
soldiers and Captain were, again, in siege of the Kuwaitis. But anyhow, the
Captain was not to think of going home, again, until he found Troy.

And in him, going through one of the caves, he found Troy, and he looked
well beaten up. Thought, he hadn’t been, and looked like he could use
a new body, plus a few weeks in the hospital.

As soon as the Captain got Troy out of kidnapping, after shooting down the
Kuwaitis, who had held Troy, prisoner, he and other American soldiers soon
found themselves in the middle of some more shooting. Vic was shot down
in the neck, and well as Troy was shot in the chest. But the Captain had
escaped any shooting, this time.

Vic was lying down on the grass besides Troy, and Vic died because he was
bleeding too much internally. But Troy was bleeding, and his bleeding was
relieved by something, the Captain had inserted into his belly button, which
he had to push down on every fifteen minutes or so.

Before they knew it, some other American soldiers were on their way to arrest
the Captain and the other American soldiers with him to look for the gold, for
trying to bring home some gold bullion, and for trying to bring the Kuwaitis
refugees across the border.

When they got arrested, they were ended up pardoned, because they decided to
do jobs for the military. Ice Cube, one of the American soldiers, and the Cap-
tain got jobs working together as military consultants. And Troy Barlow started
his own carpet company. And the reporter kept on reporting all over the place.
And she ended up with an award for reporting on the war between the Kuwaitis
and the Americans.