Monday, July 28, 2008

THOUGHTS AND JOKE FOR THE DAY

LOOK AT YOUR DAY AS BEING A WONDERFUL DAY. THEN, EVERYTHING WILL GO WELL FOR YOU, AND YOU WILL, ALSO, HAVE A FEELING OF WELL-BEING.
JOKE FOR THE DAY-THERE WAS A MORON WHO LIVED IN A HOUSE BY HIMSELF. THERE WAS NO WINDOWS OR DOORS OR ANYTHING. AND ALL THERE WAS IN THE HOUSE WAS A MIRROR AND TABLE. HOW DID HE GET OUT? HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR TO SEE WHAT HE SAW. HE TOOK THE SAW, AND CUT THE TABLE IN HALF. TWO HALVES MAKE A WHOLE (HOLE). AND HE CRAWLED THROUGH THE HOLE.

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