MONDAY MORNING GRIN

Monday Morning Grin: 20 ways to deal with insanity in the workplace:
Back for a dull, humdrum Monday at work?
At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglassses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In”.
Put decaf in the coffemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “For Smuggling Diamonds”
Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
Don't use any punctuation.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat (with a serious face).
Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Put mosquito netting around your work area, put on smelly suntan lotion, and play tropical sounds all day.
Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't attend his party because you're not in the mood.
Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
When the money comes out of the ATM machine, scream “I Won!, I Won!”
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they're loose.”
Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the poor economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.”
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