THREE KINDS

Three Kings

The war has just ended, and all Americans and Kuwaitees are seemingly in peace and celebrating the end of the war. It is in the middle of the dessert and some people are just occupying themselves on a hilltop, and it looks like they are expecting something to happen at any moment. There are three towelheads on the top of the hilltop, and they seem to be enjoying themselves in their own manner.
Way on the other side of the dessert, there is an American soldier just standing there and he is wondering what is going on now, now that the war has ceased between the Americans and the Kuwaitees.
“Is the war still going on or what? I am wondering if there is still shooting going on, or if the war really has come to an end.? I guess, by the the guys standing on that hill over there, that it hasn’t?”
So, he shoots his gun at them a few times, and some guy’s head just seems to pop off, and he is dead for sure. So, the American soldier walks over to the hill, and notices that some towelheads look very suspicious to him. He orders them to disrobe, and one man won’t take his orders, and he just stares at the soldier, and wonders what he’ll try to make him do next.
“Come on! I said to disrobe, and take all your clothes off! Come on! That is my order!”
Some other American soldiers also join in along with him and say the same thing, to the towelheads.
Since there is one stubborn one, that won’t listen to him, the soldier says,”I guess, I am going to have to do it myself!”
So, he and a few others disrobe the soldier half way and notice a document in the guy’s buttocks, so one soldier says to one other.”Take that document out of his buttocks, and hand it over to me.”
“No way am I going to do this, without some gloves on!?
So another soldier hands him a white glove.
“Boy, this is something else. This document looks like something valuable.”
“Here, hand it over to me, so I can take a look at it,” says another soldier.
So, the document is handed over to him. And he takes a good look at the map, of some Carbolo caves, which some Kuwaitees have been hiding something valuable in one them, which seems to be some gold bullion in solid gold.
One of the soldiers take some other soldiers to a camp, where the map is laid out on a table, under some photographic light. “Where it seems to be some Carbolo caves along this line where the Kuwaitees have been hiding some gold bullion in.”
“Yes, that I can see,” says another soldier.
The captain, Archie Gates, remarks, “As I can see, putting my hands on this gold, can substitute for working on my job. And, four of us will leave tomorrow in a Hombie, and go on our way to Kuwait, to find this gold and put our hands on it.”
So, early in the morning, the captain, Archie Gates, Troy Barlow, Vic, and Ice Cube leave on their journey to Kuwait, to look for all this gold bullion, which could be worth millions of dollars, and when found, split evenly between them all.
As soon as they reach Kuwait, the three soldiers in back of the Hombie, while they are on the dessert, fire a few rounds, while traveling across the dessert to the Carbolo caves. Soon, the captain hops out of the Hombie, and wonders why the other soldiers were firing so many rounds in the back of the Hombie.
“Well,” said one soldier, “I thought, that you mean’t that we could fire as many rounds as we could while in back of the Hombie.”
So, the captain hops into the Hombie and drives the Hombie the rest of the way to the Carbolo caves in Kuwait, where they begin. As soon as the American soldiers arrived there, they all got out their guns and prepared to get the Kuwaitees in order, as they moved down the steps to where, they thought, the bags of gold were. Upon arriving there, they held their guns out to the Kuwaitees, and those who didn’t cooperate where shot down. But no gold was found down there in the cave, so as they found their way out of the cave, the Captain, Archie Gates remarked, “They lied to us, because there was no gold found down there. In fact, I think, that there is something about that well over there.”
So, they proceeded over to the well and went down the well, and ordered some Kuwaitees in hiding, to stay back, while the American soldiers and Captain Archie Gates went through the bags. And to their amazement, one of them found about four bags of gold bullion down in the well. So, they proceeded to bring the bags up to a truck, that they found near by the well, and headed off for seemingly home, but on the way, they ran into some more Kuwaitees, who the American soldiers and Captain had to fire, to get them to cooperate with them. There, the American soldiers and Captain picked up some refugees, who were trying to escape from the Americans. But they were shot down, and to the despair of the American soldiers and Captain, they were fired at, and the Captain, and two other soldiers were injured. The Captain was injured in the arm and one soldier in the neck and chest and the other soldier in the chest.
The Kuwaitees started another war, and kept firing at the American soldiers and Captain, and finally their Hombie went up in flames and they found themselves running for their lives. A reporter ran into them part of the way, and was told by one of the soldiers, that the gold bullion was in another area. So, she wasn’t aware of the fact, that the gold had already been picked up. She went all over the place, until finally one American soldier told her, that the gold was in the Carbolos caves. But she was too late, by the time she arrived at the caves. The gold was no longer there.
The American soldiers and the Captain, Archie Gates were now in danger. The Captain had to be given some pain reliever in a tent, for his condition, and one of the American soldiers were chased by the Kuwaitees, after his truck had fallen down to its’ side, after being shot down. The captain had gotten away and the American soldier, Troy Barlow, had been kidnapped by the Kuwaitees, and taken to a cave, where he was thrown down the steps by two of the Kuwaitees.
One of the Kuwaitees started to question Troy Barlow, after one of the Kuwaitees had told him to put some clothes on, as he had been partly disrobed by two of the Kuwaitees, after trying to escape them. He had been disrobed down to his longjohns.
“Now, who is this Michael Jackson? Who is he??
“I don’t known what you are talking about,” said Troy Barlow.
“ Now, who is this guy, the one with the white glove?”
“I told you already, I don’t know?”
So, one of the other Kuwaitees down in the cave, put some wire around Troy’s ears, and turned some machine on, to torture him, which made Troy squint in pain.
“Does that hurt? I said, does that hurt you.?”
“Yes, it did, it hurt very much,’ Troy said, squinting.
“Now, are you a father?”
“Yes, I am.”
“And, do you have any kids? Or, are married, at all?”
“Yes, I am married, and I have a kid.”
“What is the kid’s name?”
“His name is Crystal. And, are you also, a father?”
“Yes, I am a father, don’t you remember. My kid was killed when some cement cracked on top of him.”
The Captain and other soldiers were still looking for Troy. The Captain said to some other soldiers, “I can’t seem to find Troy, and I have no idea where he went, because some Kuwaitees must have kidnapped him.”
So, the Captain and other soldiers kept on their search for Troy, while trying to protect themselves from being shot at anymore.
In the meantime, the Kuwaitees started shooting at a truck going by in the dessert, until the truck tipped over, and milk came pouring out of it. When it was, the Captain and other soldiers, toppled over onto the ground, and got soaked with milk. Some of the refugees tried to save some of the milk and one dog started licking some of it up.
“Why did the Kuwaitees do that, and try to shoot down the truck,” one other soldier asked.
The Captain answered, “They did that, because they were trying to starve the refugees,” replied the Captain.
The Captain and the other soldiers, that had gone with him on the trip to find the gold, now were among some Kuwaitees, that cared what happened to them. One said to the Captain, “Did you find the other soldier yet, that has been missing?”
The Captain replied, “ No, we haven’t.”
Now, the Kuwaitee led him and other soldiers down one of the Carbolo caves, and showed them some cars, which were expensive and brand new. “Would you like some cars to use, to bring the refugees across the border? We have all different kinds of cars down here.’
‘Yes, we would, and we need them badly, because we need to bring the refugees across the border, before we can bring all that gold home, and we will have to give some of the gold to the refugees.”
So, some Kuwaitees offered the cars to the American soldiers and Captain Gates, so they could bring as many as possible across the border. Then, some other Kuwaitees helped bring the bags of gold to the cars, that was all the gold that was still left yet.
As the captain and soldiers got part way across the dessert, then, some other Kuwaitees started firing at them and the Captain and soldiers fired them down. So, then, they proceeded to the Carbolos caves, and looking through each one of them, the Captain found Troy, and brought the guy to safety, so he thought he did.
After the soldiers and captain were trying to flee from the Kuwaitees and shooting at those who came in reach of any of them, some of the Kuwaitees blew up the cars till they were on fire, and now, the soldiers and Captain were in again in siege of the Kuwaitees. But anyhow, the Captain was not to think of going home again, until he found Troy.
And, in going through one of the caves, he found Troy, and he looked pretty beaten up, though he hadn’t been, and looked like he could use a new body, plus a few weeks in the hospital.
As soon as the captain got Troy out of kidnapping, after shooting down the Kuwaitees who had held him prisoner, he and the other soldiers soon found themselves in the middle of some more shooting. Vic was shot down in the neck, and well as Troy was shot in the chest, but the Captain had escaped any shooting this time. Vic was lying down on the grass besides Troy, and Vic died because he was bleeding too much, but Troy was bleeding, and his breathing was relieved, by something the Captain had inserted into his belly button, which he had to push down on every fifteen minutes or so.
Before they knew it, some other soldiers were on the way to arrest the Captain and other soldiers, for trying to bring home some gold bullion, and for trying to bring the refugees across the border.
When they got arrested, they were pardoned, because they decided to do jobs for the military. Ice Cube and the Captain got jobs working together, as military consultants, and Troy Barlow started his own carpet company. And the reporter kept on reporting
all over the place, and got an award for reporting on the war between the Kuwaitees and the Americans.