Monday, August 25, 2008

THOUGHTS AND JOKE FOR THE DAY BY CHERYL V.

I WENT OVER MY OLDER SISTER'S HOUSE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS OVER THE WEEKEND. AND WHILE I WAS THERE, I WENT SWIMMING FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF, TWO DAYS IN A ROW BECAUSE IT WAS SO HOT OUTSIDE.
BE SURE TO TELL YOURSELF, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY BECAUSE IF YOU DO, YOU WILL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.
JOKE: THERE WAS A MORON WHO LIVED IN A HOUSE BY HIMSELF, IN HIS HOUSE, THERE WERE NO WINDOWS OR DOORS OR ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR A MIRROR AND A TABLE. HOW DID HE GET OUT? HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR TO SEE WHAT HE SAW. HE TOOK THE SAW, CUT THE TABLE IN HALF, TWO HALVES MAKE A WHOLE (HOLE). AND HE CRAWLED THROUGH THE HOLE.

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