YESTERDAY, I WENT TO THE GRATIOT CRUISE EVENT AT BAKER COLLEGE. AND WHILE THERE, ENJOYING MYSELF, I HAD A FUNNY FACE CARICATURE DONE OF MYSELF, SHOWING ME, SITTING IN A MUSTANG. ALSO, I SAW A MAGIC SHOW, AND WON A CONTEST IN WHICH I HAD TO SCREW BOLTS BY TURNING THEM. AND I WON THE CONTEST THROUGH FINISHING IN RECORD TIME. WHAT I WON FOR AN AWARD WAS THIS BIG MEDAL WITH AN ENGRAVING OF A RACING CAR ON ONE SIDE, AND THE WORDS, "BAKER COLLEGE PIT CREW CHAMPION" ON THE OTHER SIDE.
JOKE FOR THE DAY: HOW DOES A POLLACK WIN A CONTEST IN TRYING TO BE A PIT CREW CHAMPION. HE STARES AT THE BOLTS, AND THEY MOVE BY THEMSELVES. AND IF HE DECIDES TO SCREW IN SPARK PLUGS IN THIS THING, THEN, HE WINS THROUGH USING LIGHT BULBS TO SCREW IN THE SPARK PLUGS.
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