SPOOKY JOKES BY ANDY

SPOOKY JOKES
Two men are walking by the City Building in Port Huron. They stop dead center.
JiM NASTY: “Will You look at THAT.”
as he looks up and down LUSTFully at a GREEN copper Statue of a NUDE woman in a DRY fountain.
MAX CHAOS: “It says here that She represents the ABUNDANCE of WATER in the area. How does a Naked Woman represent an Abundance of WATER?
JIM: “ I don't know Man but she sure is a Tall Glass of WATER.”
Just then an OLD MAN walks up
MAX: “Sir, do you Know when this statue was ERECTED?”
OLD MAN: “OH...that?.....June of 66'...I remember it like it was ........June 66'.
MAX: (Counting off the Months on his Fingers and says): “Six Sixty six?”
JIM: “SIX! SIX! SIX?
They both SCREAM and Run down the street.
If you want to know why they SCREAMED and RAN. READ: EXODUS 20:4
The FARM-A-SUITE I CAL COMPANYS have put a fast one over on (PSYCO-) DOCTORS THE DRUG BEN-A-DRILL (BLACK AND DECK HIM) also known as DIPHENDHYRPMINE works out potentially to mean 'DIP MY HEN IN WATER”.
The doctor wanted to calm me down but all I got was a runny and now I'm mad as a WET HEN. NOTE: HYRDA=WATER
ORPHARM ARREST
If you mention this to your Doctor and he says mine is pronounced MEAN tell him TOMATO TOMATO
QUESTION??? Who invented agriculture in 1966?
A. OLD MACDONALD
B. JETHRO TULL
C. ABEL
NONE OF THE ABOVE
OLD MACDONALD had a farm
What happened to it?
CLUE E.I.E.I.O.
DESTITUTE MEN are sitting on a bench outside of a fancy restaurant. One says to the other:
MAN...We need to find jobs
We should check the classifieds in the paper
Papers cost money...got any?
No...you?
No...
Just then an affluent man approaches the restaurant.
Sir could you spare a couple quarters?
RICH MAN: Why don't you get a job?
Before they could reply the RICH MAN enters the eatery.
MAN...I wish GOD would CURSE rich people...And make them eat snakes.
Ever heard of ESCARGO?
What's that?
It's snails in garlic butter
Man looks to the sky and says:
Thank you GOD.
That man was SHELLFISH (not a type)
JOKES BY ANDY