Thought and Jokes for the day

Remember to think positive, not negative because negative thinking will get you nowhere.
Jokes for the day-brace yourself for these jokes because they are moron jokes-There was a moran who lived in a house, and there was no windows or doors in the house. How did he get out? And there was, only, a mirror and a table. He looked in the mirror to see what he saw. He took the saw, cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, and he crawled through the hole.
There was a moran who lived by himself. And there was, only, a bed and a calendar. What did he have to eat and drink? He drank of the springs of the bed, and ate the dates off the calendar.