Monday, June 23, 2008

THOUGHTS AND JOKE FOR THE DAY BY CHERYL V.

TODAY IS GOING TO BE A NICE DAY, SO YOU SHOULD BE THINKING PLEASANT THOUGHTS BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE OVERTAKEN BY DARKNESS
JOKE FOR THE DAY: THERE WAS A MORON WHO LIVED IN A HOUSE BY HIMSELF, NO WINDOWS, NO DOORS, AND ALL THERE WAS, WAS A MIRROR AND TABLE. HOW DID HE GET OUT? HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR TO SEE WHAT HE SAW. HE TOOK THE SAW, CUT THE TABLE IN HALF. TWO HALVES MAKE A WHOLE. SO HE CRAWLED THROUGH THE HOLE.

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